Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The Secret of Womans Language revealed

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has when she wants to cut you, slice you and cover you with hot bacon grease. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare so don't be an idiot. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows)
This means, "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't give a d*&#. You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot, moron or troll at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here with your sorry ass, and arguing with you over "Nothing."

Soft Sigh
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not to move, flinch or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh!
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that", or: "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. Run far, run fast and NEVER EVER look back. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your PC, DVD player and big screen TV out the 11th floor window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a big ol' greasy lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows and the statement "Go ahead", all followed by unspeakable acts so hideous they are unprintable.

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before implementing payback. Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. "That's okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you'd better be ready. You're gonna look like a Section 8 eviction, # all out on the curb. Check your mirrors for the next 6 months. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to dig the hole you're in even deeper as you try to come up with an excuse or reason for doing whatever it is you have done. You have a chance to tell the truth ... but don't. Lie like a rug and stick to it like Velcro. STICK TO THE LIE!!! But be careful you don't get a "That's okay". If you do, stick and move baby, stick and move. Skillets and pots will be flyin.

Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint or pee yourself; just say you're welcome and don't move the rest of the day.

Thanks a Lot
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a Lot" when she is really about to "catch a case". It's 'bout to be on, up in here. It signifies that you have hurt her in some cold, callous way. She will probably call her 4 brothers to come over and mop the street with your brains. These words are usually followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

You did WHAT?
This means she found out about that hoochie across town and you'd better crawl out the window and creep up the sidewalk like a cat. She's about to get her piece, so step ... and step hard. Forget your car, just run and hide. You can come back and get your ride. If "You did WHAT?" is followed by "you *****", hit the floor immediately, cause she's about to set the chamber on that 9 that she keeps under the pillow.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Soalan yang biasa diajukan...

oleh perempuan dan dijawab oleh lelaki:

1)Apabila u all sure busy...adakah bila layanan ko orang kurg pd gf ko orang tu, tu bermakna perasaan ko orang juga dah berubah?

Lelaki 1 :nope tak berubah .... lg rindu aderlaa ..... perasan start berubah tau tak biler ....biler gf start complain ...."u ni kebelakanh tak berikan attention kt i" atau "u ni asyik takder maser kat i" ...tu laa org ckp "saying the wrong thing at wrong time", menambah tensen adelah ..... cuber jd cam gf aku dulu...mase aku bz tk kaco pon ...... tipon sekali sekala ... ckp something pleasant and sweet... baru besh .... when a guy says he's really busy means he's really busy ...meaning don't bug him ... but if a guy so damn busy that he don't call once a while the u girls have all th right to bother him ..... a guy ...u never be too busy ....to just pick up phone and say "hi ... i miss u"

Lelaki 2 :Layanan aku tak berubah.... cuma respon dari dia je yg berubah....

Lelaki 3 :pompuan kena paham lakinya bz maknanya mmg bz..
tp bukanla maksudnya tak layan lgsg....cuma kurg drp mase cuti/free..
layan still mesra cuma xleh nk lelama

Lelaki 4 :bz xle nk disamakan dgn xsyg...xrelevan lgsg...ada gak yg bz bagai tp bkn xsyg...just need sumtime jerr...pmpn pon sm gak...dia nk concentrate dgn keje dia...let him laa....jgn kacau...kite msg2 kan ada live sdr...ms nielah nk lepak dgn kwn2 plak....

Lelaki 5 :dari segi nih kaum pompuan selalu slah paham kt kaum lelaki.kengkadang tuh sibuk....makne nyer sibuk!mmg ler layan kt gf tuh terkurang..but bukan bermakna syg or cinta tuh yg dh berkurangan.biase nyer lelaki kalo die dh tk syg...die buat tk tau terus jer.

Lelaki 6 :The feelings remain the same

Lelaki 7 :xder lah..tak mesej or call tuh tak bermakne yang kitorang xsayang..
orang pompuan memang dah set lam pale kalo laki xcontact means xsayang hape?

2)Macamana nak bezakan dan pastikan yg orang lelaki tu sayang pada sorang perempuan tu sebagai shbt shj atau sbliknya?mcamana nak pastikan yg org lelaki tu memng inginkan pempuan tu jd teman hidup hdp dia?

Lelaki 1 :hmm cam ner pastikan ....senang jerk ... ader 2 jenis lelaki 1 lelaki yg pick up ...and 1 satu lelaki yg lembab .... beza antara 2 senang jerk .....pd awalnya oklah ..... lelaki tu tunjukkan dier care terhadap pompuan tu .....dier tunjukkan dier concern and dier tunjukkan perasaan dier secara indirectly ..... well tau laa pompuan ...pompaun kebykkan takkan admit or mangaku or bertanya ...derang selalu tunggu lelaki tu ckp dulu .... lelaki pick up ....dier akan ckp bile dier tgk pompuan tu cam terima niat dier ...well indirectly ...and lelaki lembab ni plak dier tak ckp ...tp dier akan tunggu pompaun tu paham sendiri ...which ...ini wat pompuan tu confius ... last biler pompaun gi ke laki yg pick up ...lelaki lembab dok kat tepi dinding menyesal heheh..... masalah pompuan ni yerlah biler berdepan ngan lelaki lembab ni ......the best way to know ...yelah kene tanya dier laaa ...... if he doesn't has balls to answer the question directly or ckp pusing2 then .....jgn letak harapan kt dier lg .... sbb u dh bg chance and dier lak dumb enuff not to grab it ....

Lelaki 2 :Satu cara utk ko tahu samada lelaki itu suka kat ko lebih dari tahap seorang sahabat ialah dgn menguji perasaan jeles nya. Dgn apa cara tu... terpulanglah. Keluar dating dgn mamat lain ke, sebut tentang kehenseman mamat lain depan dia ke.... aku rasa korang pandailah nak buat. Kalau ko nampak tanda dia cemburu (walaupun sedikit), itu maknanya memang dia sayang kat ko.

Lelaki 3 :tp kalo diri sendiri...terlebih baik ngan org tu..org tu mintak tlg.,cepatje respond....then salu nk curik kesempatan utk borak/jalan sesama..saje carik alasan nk call/sms..byk btanya perkara2 yg agak peribadi utk kenal lg dekat....dan pastinya jeles kalo ade mamat lain nk masuk line

Lelaki 4 :mm..utk soklan nie...mmg ssh nk notice..lg teruk kalo both blur xtau or xphm signal msg2..dl pnh gak jd kt dr sdr...kuikuikui....last2...kwn dgn org lain...lecehla nk pk2 nie..byk lg benda lain nk pk...

Lelaki 5 :biasanya yg nk kawen akn ckp terus terang dia nk kawen.kalu b'shabat xde ayat2 jiwa2.

Lelaki 6 :Before I respond to that point, aku nak tanya ko balik.... adakah engkau sendiri berhasrat nak jadikan dia teman hidup kau?
Kalau jawapannya Ya, then aku suggest ko explore the possibility of telling him how you feel. Contoh dialog yg mungkin ko boleh cuba try test :
"Yang, I rasa selesa sangat lah berkawan dgn you. Tapi kalau I dapat jadi teman hidup you..... sure best giler...."
Haa! Pastu ko tengok respond dia camner....

Lelaki 7 :cz nih jugak persoalan yg selalu bermain kt pikiran lelaki gaks.
nk jawab nyer tuh kena ngk situasi dulu ler.

Lelaki 8 :He will go all out kalau dia nak, kalau dia tak nak, dia go on slow pace

Lelaki 9 :senang jek..kalo dorang sayang kat pompuan die punye concern lain macam ket..tapi kalo setakat layan tak layan tuh jenis yang anggap member jek lew..

3)bila cinta x bbalas...

Lelaki 1 :Aku penah direjek....respon aku, aku jumpe die personally dan ucap tahniah sebab die dah jumpe org yang die sayang dan bole menyayangi die balik dan aku personally menghormati keputusan die utk tak terima aku....pastuh moved on cam biase....soal hubungan aku dgn die, kami still kawan tapi takleh nak hang out selalu laa sebab nak jaga ati BF die kan?

Lelaki 2 :kalau aku.. ada 2 situasi..
1st kalau sblm2 ni aku mmg kawan ngn pmpuan tu.. then da lama2 baru rs suke. tp ditolak... aku leh trus kwn cam biase...
2nd kalau aku nak kenal/kwn ngn pmpuan tu dgn niat utk cuba mncari calon.. bila ditolak. or tau org tu x sudi.. aku akan undur diri.. xmo contact sgt dahhh

Lelaki 3 :klau cinta ditolak ...apeleh wat .... but lelaki ader 3 pilihan ...
1. cuber lg sampai pompuan terima ....
2. luperkan bahawa penah menyukai ....atau anggap tiada pape yg berlaku dan terus berkawan
3. menyepikan diri ...tk tego pompuan tu dah terus putuskan ape2 hubungan ngan pompuan tu
yg keempat ni tak patut jd pilihan sebenarnyer ....
4. berdendam ngan pompuan tu ..... ni laa jd nye kes simbah asid laa ....stalking laa ...bomoh membomeh terjadi ... no.4 shouldn't be an option ... tak patut difikirkan pn..okiess

Lelaki 4 :lets just say that not everyone is lucky the first time ....kalo ada yg lucky first time tu pun belum tentu gak berpanjangan ...kan...bkn nak sedapkan ati or nak convincekan u ni tu....kdg2 life ni pun ada trial n error gak...

Lelaki 5 :redho je la... pikir je yang positif, mgkn si dia bukan untuk kita, tidak ditakdirkan untuk kita, ader yang lebih baik menanti, ader hikmah disebalik semua ni...kalau nk gak, pujuk la abih2, tp kalau orang tu dah memang xnk tetap xnk kan, xkn nak terima sebab kesian...pada sy belajar menerima, mungkin ader yang lebih baik...bunga bukan sekuntum ye tak...?

Lelaki 6 :rilek ahh .... aku pon byk kali gak kene rejek ... rileks je aku ni ... mmg lah sedey but after 2 - 3 kali kene rejek .... tak pape laaa .... is not like the ozone layer will deplete .... or both poles will melt and coz rise of sea level and destroy humanity as we know it ..... ahahah ... being rejected is part falling in love .... what i got from it.... learn to appreciate deeply the one that accept my love ..... hahah ..,, if u feel that bad i know a bomoh that live in kedah ....hahahah
my advise .... if like someone ...or fell in love with some ...just say it .... because if u don't u might regret it .... take it from me ...the last thing u want feel is regretting because u not even trying ....
if u want to know ... player are born from this rejections ..... one after another they rise until they triumph to become the ultimate player.....
if not mistaken ...why men be rejected ... is always because of bad timing ...men rushing to quickly and couldn't wait for the girl's emotion to develop and blooms ..... see my friend real men don't rush ...they play it slow and steady rushing is for loser...we're not in fast and furious my friend ... have u ever heard "good thing come for boys who wait" ...heheh ... get my drift ....heheh ...
start casually ...study her...observe her...write a thesis about her ...or get a phd for that sake.... show the girl that u mature enough to wait and patient enough to handle her games ..... some girls play hard to get ..they really do.. try drive men crazy with emotion puzzles that they lay down ..... hahah .... so rather entertain this emotion sudoku why not .... lay down ur own puzzle if u play ur game right ....and cover ur ass till its untouchable .... then u don't have worry about nuthing ....is just the matter of the right word and the right moment....men are natural charmer ... u have to let it out ... u have to let it grow ....let it breath baby
i think need advise women ...check out men's health ...ask the men ... or other website devote to men .... try check out the tips .... maybe it can help u along the way .....
and the girls that rejected all my friends or kenalan .... we're still keep in touch no hard feeling and no vengeance .... and if there's is any i'll punish them severely ...those who rejected me shall live in misery and pain ....hahahaha ...just kidding ....

Lelaki 7 :kalo direject tuh, alwez remember tat we dont alwez get wut we want...but, we will do get wut we need...so, everything happens, will alwez happen for reasons....cuma kite jek tak nmpak hikmah disebalik kejadian lagi....live wif it n move on....

Lelaki 8 :cinta tak berbalas..??
aku akan frust menonggeng sambil pergi MCD melantak big Mac secara solo..
pastu buat2 tak tahu seperti takder apa yang berlaku

Lelaki 9 :Move on with our lives .... org tak sudi, takkan kita nak terhegeh2 lg. Byk lg bunga diluar sana.
Berkawan bulih la ... tp sekadar kawan biasa, & mungkin akan renggang ... mana best woi, lepak ngan pompuan yg penah reject, ganjil ada, malu pun ada. Awkward cakap omputeh.
Cuma, ada gak mamat yg masih menempel lg, ngan harapan cinta mungkin kan berbalas lg. Tp tgk org laa ...

Lelaki 10 :"Sometimes...when you really love somebody, you have to let that person go.." - Annonymous.

Lelaki 11 :if u love someone don't let her ..... go fight and make sure she stays with u ..... unless she think u as her biggest mistake .... or u think she doesn't worthwhile any more than u can let her go ..... u have to fight dude ....at least u not the want giving up the relationship and u can use this on ur relationship ... women digs men who do anything for his relationship .....

Lelaki 12 :by the way whose being rejected here ...arghh what the heck not important .....

Lelaki 13 :malu ...kenape kiter perlu mau ...aderkah malu pd diri kiter adekah kite rmalu pada sincerity perasaan kita pd sesorang ... aderkah kiter begitu jijik apabila cinta kita ditolak ...aderkah kita manjadi hina pd seseorang apabila cinta kita tk terjawab ....... kenape perlu malu ... kenape perlu bersembunyi ..... kenapa perlu menerkup kepala .... kenape kenape ...

Lelaki 14 :alaa lgpon .... anggap cam tiada ape yg berlaku ...... aku penah menolak cinta seorang gadis ...... takder pon kiterang terputus ....skrang ni still lg berkawan .... still lg mesra ... walaupon .... pd mulenye dier malu apebila melafazkan cinta namun ditolak .......dgn rakus dan penuh penghinaan olah aku(gurau jerk) ..... after that aku just act nothing happen ..... just act she never says anything to me ...and she act the same way ...... walapon kekadang .... kelihatan she tenggelam dlm perasaan cintanya pd aku ..... namunku ...tidak penah mengambil kesempatan .... namun kekadang aku pon tenggelam .... didalam keikhlasan perasaannya .... namun aku hanya manusia biasa yg hatinya terikat pd lain ..... namun begitu semakin hari ...... perasaan tu kian pudar dan skrang dh neutral laaa.... huhuhu.... dan skrang dier menjadi boss aku .... uhuksss

Lelaki 15 :Itu kan subjektif .... seriously though, org dah taknak .. buat apa ye tak. Dah bukan jodoh, baik usahakan yg lain.
Kawan ... blh la, takat gegitu je .. tak cam dulu. Especially kalau pompuan tu dah berpunya ... tak eloklah ... tak manis.

Lelaki 16 :Hidup ni ibarat roda.... i penah x balas cinta seseorang... tp now my turn lak bila ianya berlaku lak pd i sendiri....

Lelaki 17 :aku penah cinta ditolak..the whole day asyik baring jer atas katil n termenung.. long x ago ler..

Lelaki 18 :erm... aku..
kalo aku menolak... aku akan ckp bebaik... ckp.. tq memula skali then ckp bebaik.. n still can fren.. tp kalo jumpa gurl yg agak push or memaksa sgt kat aku.. aku jd slow....n slowly... tp aku still remember... bg aku.. begitu susah nak membina 1 perhubungan and takan dlm sekelip mata nak hancurkan..

Lelaki 19 :tp sebelum aku wat keputusan aku akan cuba cari kelebihannya... sampai aku nmpak.. smpai dalam n dalam aku cuba cari... tp still x jumpa..aku cuba cara lain lah.. tp kalo kene push kuat sgt aku stop terus... x minat terlalu push sgt

Lelaki 20 :kalo kene reject lak... bagi aku..aku still kwn..mcm biasa.. still me as her know la... but jika dia ader bf.. biasanyer aku akn slow down.. x syok lah ganggu perhubungan orng... n harap dier bahgia n jgan putus...lg ker.. or apa2 yg sesuai lah...
mcm kalo aku kenal pompuan tue.. belum ader bf.. then dlam tempoh pekenalan aku tue.. dier ader lak bf.. so aku akan slow.. walaupun dgn kwn sendiri.. aku takut aku jd yg ke3... so x best lah...

Lelaki 21 :tp sebelum aku wat pilihan or something or suka sgt kat pompuan tue.. aku suka tnya beberapa soalan cepu emas... aku just nak lihat cara mereka berfikir beradasrkan perasaan or ... kalo awal2 x lepas.. takut nanti biler dh bekerluarga.. lg teruk... cos asam garam bekerluarga bnyk dugaan.. lg berat dr bercouple nie.. so nilah cara aku..

Lelaki 22 :aku berhak utk mencintai dan dia berhak utk menolak cinta itu....dan sebaliknya...jadi apa nk heran....carik ler lain. buat apa nk pening2 kepala.

Lelaki 23 :Dah konfirm pompuan tu taknak, teruskan la hidup... nak wat camana... mmg dah tak ditakdirkan bersama, kalau paksa pun dalaman kite tak tahu macamana...

Lelaki 24 :Dulu banyak kali terjadi pada aku, aku punye prinsip LIFE GOES ON... teruskan hidup... MAlu? Time nak cakap kat pompuan tu tak fikir dulu ke consequences nye kalau DITOLAK??? Kematangan membezakan budak higusan dengan lelaki sejati.... TEruskan hidup...

Lelaki 25 :pd gua..simple jer...kalo kena reject terima jela...pastu buat cam biasa..toksah contact or berkwn....anggap dia hanyalah
kenalan ditepi longkang.......teruskan hidup.....masih byk perkara yg bleh dibuat.....kata aku dgn kerek sekali.......

Lelaki 26 :aku pun penah mengalami mslh ni.....
dah x suka,nak wat camne....tp cam guy tu x nak kwn aku dah...ilek la
aku suka kwn jek....
tapi padan ngan muka aku gak....
aku leh wat camtu kat org,skali bila aku suka kat org lain,org lain tu x suka kat aku....
mmg padan dgn muko aku

Lelaki 27 :pompuan tak terima kita tak semestinya dia tak suka kita, mungkin ada sebab2 yg kita tak tahu. apa salahnya berkawan mcm biasa, terima diri masing2 sebagai kawan, bukan kekasih. itu lebih baik daripada menjadi musuh, takde faedahnya...

Lelaki 28 :anyway... sebab utama aku menolak cinta dia ialah sbb hati aku sudah ada org lain.. dlm erti kata lain aku sukakan jejaka lain la tapi tak declare pun...
dan org yg aku reject tu still meneruskan usaha dia.. sehinggakan hati aku ni serba salah.. takut aku terjatuh cinta akhirnya.. ( wah senang lak cinta beralih arah ni)...
sehingga saat ini aku buat perangai buruk spy dia tak sukakan aku lagi dan buat dia kecewa dan tak bharap pada aku namun semua tu tak berhasil... dia siap ajak aku kawin lagi dlm gurauan dia.. ntahle serius ke dia nak kawin... risau aku beb...



Sumber : Cari